False Teeth

Cleveland, Ohio  ·  est. 2020  ·  DFH

False Teeth

Rust belt pop with a guitar in each hand. Joni Mitchell, Pavement and Todd Rundgren got into a van in Cleveland and came out the other side as something the band calls Dog Funk.

Dig through the records

Discography · 2020 → 2026

The records

Every release streams in full from Bandcamp. Tap a cover to load it in the player; tap the title for the tracklist.

  1. Album · June 6, 2025 · 10 songs · 36 min

    Two-plus years in the making. Sessions were spaced about eighteen months apart while their engineer's gear sat in storage; Joey waited rather than start over. CDs are handmade and signed.

    Buy on Bandcamp ($5 digital / $10 CD) →
  2. Compilation · Oct 14, 2026 · 5 songs

    Odds and ends from the years between the EP and the album. Hand-duplicated CDs started shipping November 6, 2026.

    Buy on Bandcamp ($7 digital / $10 CD) →
  3. Live album · Apr 18, 2023 · 6 songs

    Recorded live in Cleveland on January 28, 2023 by Seth Bennett and The Room. The full concert film is in the Watch section below.

    Buy on Bandcamp ($9 digital / $10 CD) →
  4. EP · Feb 29, 2020 · 6 songs

    Where it starts. Written, produced, played and mixed by Joey Hughes, with Gabe Reed on additional vocals and Ben Carpinello on keys and guitar. Opens with “Magenta,” the song that would close Insufferable five years later.

    Buy on Bandcamp ($5 digital) →

Timeline · 2020 → 2026

Dog Funk, year by year

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  1. Feb 29, 2020

    Pilot

    A leap-day debut. Six songs written, produced, played and mixed by Joey, opening with “Magenta.”

  2. Jul 23, 2020

    Bandcamp goes live

    falseteethcleveland.bandcamp.com is born. Genre field: Dog Funk. It has never said anything else.

  3. 2021 → 2023

    The scraps years

    “false teeth day,” “stars” and a stack of demos pile up between records. They'd finally surface in 2026.

  4. Jan 28, 2023

    Live! at Scranton Dental

    A full set taped in Cleveland by Seth Bennett and The Room, released that April as a live album and a concert film.

  5. Jun 2024

    First LoCLE Grown visit

    Joey stops by the studio with an album still unfinished. The engineer's gear had gone into storage; Joey chose to wait rather than start over.

  6. Jun 6, 2025

    Insufferable

    The debut LP, more than two years in the making. Ten songs, hand-dubbed CDs signed by Mr. Teeth.

  7. Dec 19, 2025

    All-Stars at Happy Dog

    Billed as “False Teeth & the Dog Funk All-Stars,” with Solon, Kid Primitive and Yes Dear.

  8. Aug 2026

    A new Corporal

    Sam joins on drums out of Stonebridge. A basement session gets taped on August 8.

  9. Sep 8, 2026

    Believe Me

    First new music since the album, and the first single from the EP. Jangle pop that drifts into slowcore.

  10. Sep 2026

    IngenuityFest, Friday night

    Panza stage, 9 p.m. Redemption for the rainy 3 p.m. slot a couple of years earlier, when the drummer finished the set on a broken stick.

  11. Oct 2026

    A very Mahall's month

    Supporting Warmduscher on the 3rd and JW Francis on the 13th. The scraps compilation drops on the 14th. LoCLE Grown Ep. 157 airs on the 25th.

  12. Oct 30, 2026

    How did it get so?

    Second single, DFH005. The pheasant cover.

  13. Dec 4, 2026

    4000 Songs

    Four tracks, picked from six. That night: a release show at 32 Mound St in Athens, Ohio, with Space Kid and Guy Music.

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Personnel

The Dog Funk All-Stars

Anybody who plays with False Teeth joins the All-Stars, and the All-Stars run on military rank. Joey is the General by default. Promotions are earned, apparently, by being willing to drive through the night to Chicago after a festival set.

They wear suits for every show. Outdoors, in August, in Cleveland. Our ancestors did it.

Enlistment office

Join the Dog Funk All-Stars

Anybody who plays with False Teeth is in. We've loosened that to anybody who shows up. Put down your name and what you bring, and we'll cut your card. Rank is assigned by the General's office and is not up for discussion.

Cards are issued instantly. Suit required for all ranks.

“We just keep practicing. We've been practicing consistently and we're just sharpening the blade. The chemistry is good.”

Joey, LoCLE Grown Ep. 157

On stage · fall 2026

Suits, lights, Cleveland

Photographs by whatrosysees. Tap any frame to see it full size.

Film & tape

Watch

Live! At Scranton Dental Full concert film

Cleveland · Jan 28, 2023

Basement Session A Jenn Lomman production

35 min · Aug 2026

(It's) Up to You Official video, shot on Super 8

Dir. Boyingenes & False Teeth

Live From Cleveland Studio session

Livestream

LoCLE Grown Ep. 157 Interview, I Got Aux, Tall Boy Roulette

43 min · Oct 2026

Field notes · from the LoCLE Grown interview

Things we learned

On the EP

Four tracks, picked from six near-finished songs because they were the most done and made the most sense together. They are not a concept record. One is grunge, almost like a Deftones type of song; one is power pop, kind of Replacements-y; “Believe Me” is jangle pop drifting into slowcore.

Mixes were already coming back from Leo when the interview was taped. Joey's read: I think the new music and whatever we record after this is just going to be our best work.

Krautrock corner

Joey's genre to nerd out on: Can, Neu!, rhythm first, long songs that let it ferment. Under that, Curtis Mayfield and James Brown's rhythm sections. So here is a small drum machine loaded with the motorik beat he's talking about. Let it run a while.

Other names on the table: Joni Mitchell, Pavement, Todd Rundgren, Deftones, The Replacements.

I Got Aux

The hosts give a scenario; first to yell “I got aux” plays the song.

  • Driving home from an out-of-state gig: “Holy Grail,” Jay-Z & Justin Timberlake
  • Getting the keys to your first home: “Echoes,” Pink Floyd (it's long and slow, like closing)
  • Craziest cover idea: “Fly Like an Eagle,” as the entire set

Tall Boy Roulette

The band's engagement-party game. Everyone brings a tall can nobody would choose on purpose, bags go in a pile, you draw blind, and you finish yours before you're allowed anything else. Joey proposed before the game started, on purpose.

Pick a bag.

“Fall ain't ready for me.”

Sam, on his fits

Cleveland, shouted out

Solon, Two Mile Moon, Stonebridge, Tough Loss, The Laughing Chimes, Kid Primitive, Domingo Kite, Grumpy Plum, People in the Daytime, and more. If you need to know about the Cleveland music, then you need to know.

Live

Six shows a month, give or take

Joey told the new drummer to expect one or two shows a month. It's been closer to six. Athens, Cincinnati, Toledo, Buffalo, and a lot of nights at Mahall's. New dates land on Instagram first.

Dates on Instagram →

Next up · release night

04Dec 2026

CGTM presents False Teeth

with Space Kid + Guy Music · 32 Mound St, Athens, Ohio

Doors 7:30 · music 8:00 · $10, nobody turned away for lack of funds · same day 4000 Songs drops

Details on @catgotthemousee →

Recent stops

  • Dec 19, 2025False Teeth & the Dog Funk All-StarsHappy Dog, Cleveland · w/ Solon, Kid Primitive, Yes Dear
  • May 8, 2026Joey from False Teeth, acousticForest City Brewery, Cleveland
  • Aug 29, 2026Cleveland Indie NightMahall's, Lakewood · w/ Rohna, Tough Loss, Saturdazed
  • Sep 2026IngenuityFestCleveland · Panza stage, Friday night
  • Oct 3, 2026Supporting WarmduscherMahall's, Lakewood
  • Oct 13, 2026Supporting JW FrancisMahall's, Lakewood
  • 202678th Street Studios 25th Anniversary · ACRN In-Studio SeriesCleveland · Athens

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